tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79409447234203892572024-03-13T14:59:40.901+00:00Wrath of a Sumo KingI am Duncan Phebus Sumo Mercutius Steerpike Campbell King, Litigator extraordinaire and I do not want you to like me.SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.comBlogger649125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-32661781569734860772012-08-08T20:53:00.002+01:002012-08-08T20:53:08.129+01:00Heros<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-4946304968543356902012-06-30T00:52:00.004+01:002012-06-30T00:52:56.741+01:00Philosophy<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">pax est mendacium, est contra</span>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-68368418233386568642012-06-25T22:12:00.000+01:002012-06-25T22:12:24.228+01:00On Theodore Roosevelt (and litigation)<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. </span><br />
<span style="color: #999999; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Thomas R. Marshall, Vice-president of the U.S., upon hearing the death of Teddy Roosevelt</span>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-26522753063391027262012-06-25T22:09:00.001+01:002012-06-25T22:09:26.217+01:00Turns out Elmo is really really anti semitic!<object width="400" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBe62Z3Htko?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KBe62Z3Htko?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-30628895417623694792012-06-25T22:06:00.002+01:002012-06-25T22:06:48.088+01:00Tits are Awesome<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Yk1Hc_FEeHE/T-jS4_NoXdI/AAAAAAAAAeg/kxfXkGpd5M0/s1600/breasts%2B23.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="300" width="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Yk1Hc_FEeHE/T-jS4_NoXdI/AAAAAAAAAeg/kxfXkGpd5M0/s400/breasts%2B23.jpg" /></a>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-44849813836370541992012-06-25T22:01:00.000+01:002012-06-25T22:01:27.930+01:00Whisky, its what's for dinnerThis is gonna be sweet
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Walter BlockSumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-56687009465147655132012-06-07T16:17:00.001+01:002012-06-07T16:17:15.764+01:00Go with your gut (and when it's as big as mine you might as well use it for something other than getting through a Glaswegian Winter)That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works. <br />
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<br />SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-35429035509784925202012-06-06T22:29:00.003+01:002012-06-06T22:29:53.895+01:00Time for a Roosevelt post!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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nicked from <a href="http://thechive.com/2010/09/24/more-ladies-of-the-future-lower-back-problems-club-26-photos/">TheChive</a>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-61624878473253398342012-06-06T22:14:00.002+01:002012-06-06T22:14:23.090+01:00Game of Thrones Rap<object height="225" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kL7RWUva7ak?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Government will announce that it is pressing ahead with many of the demented pleas for attention in a report for Mr Cameron by Reg Bailey, chief executive of the Mothers’ Union. When asked why a Tory would give a flying fcuk about what a Union wants Mr Cameron sort of scowled a bit and waved his hands before asking if we liked his tie. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Reg's review arbirarily decided that Britain is increasingly a society full of sexualised imagery, where families do not feel in control. Reg later defined Families as 'middle class mothers with arts degrees who used to do non jobs at the council but have since been cut and who the coalition might want to win back with some half arsed off the hoof policy making'</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mr Cameron said in an interview with the Daily Mail: ‘Parents want to have their children properly protected and really can't be fcuked to do it themselves. They want children to have a childhood, so long as it does not involve playing outside where the peados will get them, they want to treat children like children and for some reason apparently can't because of that Rhianna dancing around"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">‘Reg Bailey has done good work right across the board, whether it’s videos, video games, music videos, street adverts or video adverts just trying to turn the dial back a bit on over-sexualisation and allowing children to behave like children.’</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">When queried whether 'across the board' seemed to include a suspicously high reference to things which were Videos Mr Cameron launched into a tirade about how not all videos are the same just because the come up on the already apparently regulated TV. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">On Fat Jackie Smith's current attempt to get back into the headlines, internet porn, Mr Cameron said he wanted ‘literally the first stupid idea that sounds like it would work’ to protect children. ‘The experts have been telling us that prompting parents is the best way to get a result, because active choices make people think. But if there’s a chance of some sort of half arsed central censorship quick fix then I think that’s worth consulting on too. It may be the very best is a combination of firewalls and our snooping law, which we used to oppose but then renamed and are determined to bring in, also Fcuk having the House of Lords elected, how the hell would we get this shitt through 2 elected chambers!.’</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;">(I'm not even making this up, much, scroll down to 'an end to the tidal wave of filth' tucked away on the fcuking Mail's site <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141695/Queens-Speech-2012-Family-friendly-policies-heart-Government-plans.html">here</a>)</span>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-58906968772781742692012-04-23T22:38:00.002+01:002012-04-23T22:38:24.932+01:00Tits are awesome<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-42313824037828339342012-04-23T22:29:00.004+01:002012-04-23T22:29:58.363+01:00On Success<span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;">The 3 requisits for success. Ruthless,relentless,remorseless</span>
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</div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">DON'T JUDGE ME! Microwave burgers are sooooo horrible that you just can't stop eating them, although even I think the new sauce is shit, go back to glow in the dark red sauce!</span>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-16005210057418989432012-04-13T15:18:00.000+01:002012-04-13T15:18:08.983+01:00On Career building<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Instead of the question, “What must I do for my employer?” substitute “What can I do?” Faithful and conscientious discharge of the duties assigned you is all very well, but the verdict in such cases generally is that you perform your present duties so well that you had better continue performing them. Now, young gentlemen, this will not do. It will not do for the coming partners. There must be something beyond this….The rising man must do something exceptional, and beyond the range of his special department. HE MUST ATTRACT ATTENTION…"</span><br />
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<span style="color: #999999; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Andrew Carnegie</span>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-8181876619142706402012-04-12T10:00:00.000+01:002012-04-12T10:00:00.790+01:00On Liberty / Free Markets<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Take a leaf out of Godzilla's book, see if your enemies don't fall*.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">*also, they are going to fall</span>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-43013406773596054932012-03-28T11:01:00.000+01:002012-03-28T11:01:58.292+01:00On Litigation<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">“You worked hard, you got your law degree, so make something happen with it.”</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rachel Rodgers, Solo Practitioner, 29</span>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-80576152909257746792012-03-19T20:04:00.000+00:002012-03-19T20:04:00.589+00:00Chris Brown Saves The City...................., Fighting Female Supervillains<div class="MsoNormal"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="203" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Cn2om3_4tzw" width="399"></iframe><o:p></o:p></div>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7940944723420389257.post-25794547241809187672012-03-19T19:58:00.002+00:002012-03-19T19:58:45.736+00:00Tits are awesome<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6k1srluNcyo/T2eP7a38lRI/AAAAAAAAAdA/U-JexJ3wL6I/s1600/breasts+19.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6k1srluNcyo/T2eP7a38lRI/AAAAAAAAAdA/U-JexJ3wL6I/s320/breasts+19.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>SumoKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02018901303892114091noreply@blogger.com0