Chris Brown Saves The City...................., Fighting Female Supervillains

And you are surprised why?

Cause if I lived on Lewis I'd want to be able to leg it on a Sunday when the nutters were out in full force too.

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Valentines Expose in the Times of Wrath

Vital Litigation Tactics Bulletin in today's Times of Wrath

So joining the Chewbacca Defence and the I'm a CCTV operator defence we have the Malkinus Non Disclosure Defence. I shall have to paste this into the back of my Clausewitz.

Applause for the peerless Mr Bungle

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• Painting damaged by that bully Erica Vasser's suspicious "stumble".

Chronic Zimmerframe shortage brings Lancashire to it's knees

From the Lancashire Evening Post.

Ice has apparently caused so many falls in Lancashire amongst the brittle boned wrinkly community that a plea has gone up for any unused Zimmerframes to be returned to hospitals to ease the shortage.