You madam, are some bad candy

You madam are some bad candy

You Madam(s), are some Bad Candy

The Avellan twins as the Crazy Babysitter Twins from Grindhouse.  In real life they’re actually Robert Rodriquez’ ex-wife / producer’s nieces from Mexico.Who knew nepotism could be so sexy?

You Madam, are some Bad Candy

You, Madam, are some Bad Candy

You, Madam, are some Bad Candy

You Madam are some Bad Candy!

Tits don't need hiding in a bra, why not try a belt instead

You, Madam, are some Bad Candy

Why I suck at Pool /The twisted mind games Women play

I often asked, Sumo old son, how is it with your incomparable prowess in all the myriad fields of human endeavour that a skinny fucking girl can beat you at pool. What these gentle enquirers fail to appreciate is just how far a woman will go to distract you in order to 1 win at pool and 2 get her self some prime scotch beef to wrap her shapely legs around!

You Madam are some Bad Candy

Mugatu owes me a Piano Key Neck Tie for this one.

You Madam are some Bad Candy

You Madam are some Bad Candy

You Madam are some Bad Candy!

You madam are some Bad Candy!

I am often asked "Sumo, what the fuck do you mean when you say "You madam are some bad candy", I know you, you fat bastard it's got to be an insult!" which is usually followed by much explaining and scribbling on a chart as I attempt to make the feeble lady brain comprehend that it is in fact as close to giving them a compliment as I can get.

And people wonder why I hate women, shove them inna sack and subject them to terrible debuched tortures in my basement until I get bored. Go figure.

Anywhose, on the assumption that 'A Picture tells a thousand words' I have kicked off a new series to go with the awesome tits and From the Lady Sack (patent pending) series called, inventively enough You madam are some Bad Candy!