But what is America?

America is the name of the world's largest fast food restaurant. Covering about 40% of the North American continent (and constituting the sole part of it that is cared about), it is known primarily for its greasy food.

The eponymous main course of the fast food restaurant, known officially as the "Delicious Melting Pot of Freedom" and colloquially as eponymous to the restaurant, contains many diverse ingredients that are thrown into one pot, melted, smothered in olive oil, and placed between two slightly damp hamburger buns. The resulting fondue is considered by many to be delicious at first, before deteriorating quickly into bitterness. America also serves a lesspopular "America Salad" that uses the same ingredients, but preserves them in their natural state. Most dislike this dish due to its being "too different", upsetting the homeostasis of the body.

On Free Speech

The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion.

Henry Steele Commager

From the Lady Sack (Patent Pending)

Assembles Council of WAR!

Plots....

Dear Rollonfriday.com

yeah, some of that!

UK extreme porn laws used to prosecute man with Tony the tiger joke video!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

As if further evidence that the UK is currently infested with sopping target chasing easy meal seeking sopping cuntrag wankstain fucks was needed!

According to the Register here;

The CPS dropped a prosecution under the extreme porn law last week when it apparently accepted that the soundtrack on a clip of a tiger apparently having sex with a women rendered the video comical rather than pornographic.

What the fuck?

According to court reports, neither police nor prosecution listened to the soundtrack before the case reached court and the voice over became an issue.

At that point, prosecutor Elizabeth Bell withdrew the charge, saying that the prosecution had decided to offer no evidence. Questioned by the Judge, John Rogers QC, she claimed that when the case was previously reviewed the film had no soundtrack.

Bad enough before you consider that it is entirely likely that the CPS tactic was to hope for a guilty plea/ deal to be struck so they would all look great jailing a man for thinking outside the accepted permissible parameters which are allowed in the UK these days.

FAOD, CPS and Cops, I hope you all die slowly of chronic fatal cock (or vage) rot!

Tits are awesome (as is beer pong)

Thor offers some self help on the radio

All a bit last days of Lehmans this morning

fuckity fuckity fuck, this is going to be deeply inconvenient

Nintendo enters sex toy market

LOS ANGELES, California -- Nintendo has upped the ante in the virtual sex game, introducing the Wii FISTING CONTROLLER in time for late Christmas shopping this year. This amazing piece of hardware will retail for a base retail price of $249.99, and is compatible with Nintendo Wii, and PCs or Macs with a USB connection.

Two add-ons are currently available, with two more to be released in time for Easter Break. A ScentModule© ($109.99) generates a range of anal and vaginal odors, running from mild and pleasant to utterly disgusting. The RealFeel© module is actually a bottle of goo which, when poured into the end of the glove, leaks simulated bodily fluids down the users hand and arm, also realistically scented in a range of strengths.

The glove can be set to simulate fisting either a vagina or an anus. The glove structure is filled with pneumatic pressure-applicators and sensors, providing RealFeel© feedback for a genuine feeling of the fisting experience.

The controller also comes with two games; "Rammin' Randy©" and "Fistin' Fanny©". They provide realistic High Definition visual simulations of the act using actual pornographic actors. Nintendo is courting several "queens and kings of porn", hoping to market to a segment which is already saturated with blue films.

"Darla" demonstrates the fit of the Wii Fisting controller, in full fistingregalia.