Sunday, 15 August 2010

Iphones and the Brotherhood of Apple

(Iphones did not exist when this rant was written but I suspect the same rules apply)

 I hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don't use Macs but sometimes wish they did. Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.

If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality.

Charlie Brooker The Guardian 5 February 2007, I hate Macs

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