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On Liberalism (old fashioned liberalism not what the confused Americans call Liberalism)

Conservatism, though a necessary element in any stable society, is not a social program; in its paternalistic, nationalistic and power adoring tendencies it is often closer to socialism than true liberalism; and with its traditionalistic, anti-intellectual, and often mystical propensities it will never, except in short periods of disillusionment, appeal to the young and all those others who believe that some changes are desirable if this world is to become a better place.
F A Hayek

If you are having problems with a client I pity you young chap

for I have 99 problems but a lack of instructions is certainly not among them!

Goldie Lookin Chain - Fresh Prince of Cwmbran

EPIC WAR!

Tits are awesome

Yeah, check me out nicking a black and white photo and being all classy and such, have some of that!

On Client Service (only a little tongue in cheek from AA)

“if a client wants your virginity give him your virginity!”
Anonymous Assistant blog

On Libertarianism

The tax upon land values is, therefore, the most just and equal of all taxes. It falls only upon those who receive from society a peculiar and valuable benefit, and upon them in proportion to the benefit they receive. It is the taking by the community, for the use of the community, of that value which is the creation of the community. It is the application of the common property to common uses. When all rent is taken by taxation for the needs of the community, then will the equality ordained by Nature be attained. No citizen will have an advantage over any other citizen save as is given by his industry, skill, and intelligence; and each will obtain what he fairly earns. Then, but not till then, will labor get its full reward, and capital its natural return.
Henry George Book VIII, Ch. 3

Lazycuntitis reaches epic levels