Sunday, 12 February 2012

Greater Manchester police raise Jamie Oliver alert level to Severe

A GMP spokesman said: “The Jamie Oliver threat level to Manchester is severe, which means that an appearance by Oliver in the area is almost certain.”
“We have increased security within the city centre and we’re working with any bars, restaurants, supermarkets and other locations known to be favoured by Oliver to ensure that their staff remain vigilant.”
“As a precaution, however, we’ve closed all delis and organic food suppliers in the Manchester area for the next seven days. This is standard procedure following credible information that pertains to an Oliver appearance.”

1 comment:

  1. what's this? Is this some kind of a prank or a joke? As far as I know Jamie Oliver is a good, decent, law-abiding citizen of the UK.