Tits are awesome

On Success

The 3 requisits for success. Ruthless,relentless,remorseless
Admiral John Arbuthnot "Jackie" Fisher

I have fallen off the wagon

DON'T JUDGE ME! Microwave burgers are sooooo horrible that you just can't stop eating them, although even I think the new sauce is shit, go back to glow in the dark red sauce!

On Career building

"Instead of the question, “What must I do for my employer?” substitute “What can I do?” Faithful and conscientious discharge of the duties assigned you is all very well, but the verdict in such cases generally is that you perform your present duties so well that you had better continue performing them. Now, young gentlemen, this will not do. It will not do for the coming partners. There must be something beyond this….The rising man must do something exceptional, and beyond the range of his special department. HE MUST ATTRACT ATTENTION…"


Andrew Carnegie

On Liberty / Free Markets

The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another.



Milton Friedman

You madam, are some bad candy

Dear Client

I haven't really thought this through, I mean, there is a charge, but I meant "I realise you were expecting mediocre but there is no extra charge for the awesome"....... science damn you kung fu panda

When life is getting you down and people are just being dicks...

and you're tired and you feel like you have a mountain to climb and more importantly when people are eroding your will  by giving you dumb idiot advice like "talk about your feelings" or "go for a walk up a hill" or "stop drinking pints of whisky with breakfast" then what you need to remember is WHAT WOULD GODZILLA DO!

Because the answer is really simple, and helps in any walk of life, being a doctor or an admiral or indeed a litigator, since everybody knows that what Godzilla would do is GO ABSOLUTELY NUCLEAR POWERED BATSHIT MENTAL FLATTENING EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH EVERYTHING, WHAT'S THAT? YOU BROUGHT AN ARMY? GODZILLA DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ARMIES! NUCLEAR DEATH BREATH AND STOMP STOMP STOMP! WHAT'S THAT, ARMY OF SPACE MONSTERS? SHOOOOTOOM NUCLEAR DEATH BREATH! SLAP WITH THE TAIL! DEATH AN APOCALYPSE ALL ROUND! REASON? WHAT THE FUCK! YOU TRY TO REASON WITH GODZILLA! KRAKAKPOW! STOMP STOMP STOMP. GODZILLA DOESN'T CARE, HE'S ON A RAMPAGE AND HE'S GOING TO DO WHAT HE WANTS!


Take a leaf out of Godzilla's book, see if your enemies don't fall*.

*also, they are going to fall