I am Duncan Phebus Sumo Mercutius Steerpike Campbell King, Litigator extraordinaire and I do not want you to like me.
Friday, 18 September 2009
Ethnic, Gender, Religious and Cultural groups
Please fucking take note
Just because I have not fallen on my knees at the approach of your bleating placard waving cheerleaders and have instead chosen to stand alone against the horrors of the world as an individual beholden to no random false demagogues, secure in the knowledge that so long as my arm is strong and my girth mighty all who oppose me will meet a swift and ultimately brutal end,
DOES NOT FUCKING MEAN!
that I am thus some sort of cash cow to be milked by your charity muggers or indeed the HMRC in the unholy name of acquiring your endorsement by shunting my tax money via quangos to your malevolent foot soldiers and offshore accounts!
I eat too much, I swear too much, I hit too many children with a stout stick and I poke too many old ladies out of the way as they shuffle forth to their respective doom. Arguably (though not by me) I drown too many women too.