Friday 4 September 2009

I fucking hate Pandas!

Pandas

Advert for 2 of the most tedious and soul sapping plagues of modern life. The stupid and the ecologist.

The Panda itself is clearly struggling to slip into a sort of grateful extinction due to numerous reasons. Restricting itself to the poisonous bamboo, not shagging, being black and white and easily identifiably by hunters in a big green forest, but it is prevented from doing so by the cheerfully morose ecologist who wants to save it, presumably so that future generations can look at it and think what the fuck were mum and dad thinking keeping this retarded lump of lavatory carpet around.



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