Appeal by the Red Cross

It has been announced that Prof. Urs Meier of the International Committee of the Red Cross has commenced the latest of his groundbreaking investigations into human sexuality.

This series of experiments is to do with sexual inadequacy, and volunteers are actively being sought over the next few weeks.


The Red Cross has appealed for all men with unusually small penises to identify their availability to participate by displaying white cloths with red crosses on their cars.