I think I may have to get some sort of carnivorous insect, drop it in my ear and hope it devours both my inner ear and the part of my brain which processes sound.
Cause that is the only way I can see the horror of the news that John and Edward Grimes (you know the Jedward kids from the X Factor that you just can't help but want to see skinned and rolled in salt) are going to re record the shake N vac advert (I shit you not, election round the corner, oil slick in America, bomb in New York, Ed Balls not being beaten to death for continuing to breath and this shit makes Sky News?)
To be continued……..
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ALWAYS BE NICE TO YOUR SECRETARY It’s only a few days later, after Gemma
has cleared the final detritus from my overflowing out tray, that I notice
the l...
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