Sunday 12 September 2010

Dear Hooker that nobbed Rooney

First off, well done in proving Rooney is so henious looking he still has to cough up a grand for a blozza.

Second, yeah, I'm not buying that you 'never meant to hurt Colleen' not that I give a flying fcuk about chavette No 1 just if the fcuking news is going to be swimming in the pig swill of celebrity news mascaraing as real news I'd be grateful if maybe the reporters would CALL THESE VACUOUS FCUKS ON THEIR BLANTANT FANTASY WORLD BULLSHITT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS! PRESUMABLY YOU WENT TO UNIVERSITY AND PASSED EXAMS AND SHITT LIKE THAT?! DID THEY NOT TEACH YOU TO SAY "SORRY LOVE THAT SOUNDS LIKE BOLLOCKS!"

YOU USELESS FCUKS! IF YOU CAN'T PULL UP A 21 YEAR OLD SCALLY HOOKER BAG WHEN TALKS WANK IT IS NO FCUKING WONDER THAT WONKS AND ASSOCIATED HANGERS ON A PLENTY CAN SAY WHATEVER VERBAL DIARRHOEA THEY LIKE AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

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