I am Duncan Phebus Sumo Mercutius Steerpike Campbell King, Litigator extraordinaire and I do not want you to like me.
Thursday, 3 December 2009
Feminism Destroys Families!, ooh the poor families, we all have to get on our fucking knees and spread our cheeks for the brood mothers!
I hate feminism but fcuk me I am sick to the back teeth of people bleating about how everything should be about family
I do not take my fcuking cue in life from peggiemitchel in eastenders!
families are shitt, they cause all kinds of stupid unnecessary problems and expense, we should be fining people who have families not encouraging them
jeebusfcukinghoratio bob christ I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! does nobody else see this!
have you seen the people that breed? the shambling morlocks with a fat kid bouncing along the pavement being dragged by the umbilical chord?
or the neurotic ones that had to have a £3000 buggashit pushchair that they can't steer or get to fold up and have called their kid Lemon Rind cause they always liked that back when they were an overindulged kid who spent way too long pretending to be an insipid fairy princess!
I eat too much, I swear too much, I hit too many children with a stout stick and I poke too many old ladies out of the way as they shuffle forth to their respective doom. Arguably (though not by me) I drown too many women too.