- 3000 BC: Egyptians invent papyrus
 - 2999 BC: First pornographic papyrus, featuring Nefertiti. Men say they "just read it for the hieroglyphs".
 - 2998 BC: Chronic shortage of hand lotion sparks down fall of Egyptian Civilization
 
To be continued……..
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ALWAYS BE NICE TO YOUR SECRETARY   It’s only a few days later, after Gemma 
has cleared the final detritus from my overflowing out tray, that I notice 
the l...


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