Bearing all that in mind, why the holy cunting fuck is she watching celebrity big brother?
I can hear her wittering randomly "who is that, is that Ivana trump? she looks good for 90", "Oooh that Heidi Fleiss looks dog rough, missing her drugs no doubt", "Awwww Basehunter realy loves that blonde one", "I need to buy some lady Sovereign, she seems lovely"
and after this, she'll turn over to fucking dancing on ice!
-horrific update "ooh they're snogging! they're snogging! basehunter and katija are snogging! come see, come see"-