I am Duncan Phebus Sumo Mercutius Steerpike Campbell King, Litigator extraordinaire and I do not want you to like me.
Wow your highness ,is she part of your harem?...do sumo kings have a harem?
you're right! they should have a harem!well done that man!I shall erect a harem storage tent post haste
Your Highness send out your Samuri warriors if she does not come willingly.
I have a sack for dealing with those instancesyou may want to search for 'lady sack'