I am Duncan Phebus Sumo Mercutius Steerpike Campbell King, Litigator extraordinaire and I do not want you to like me.
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
**HOT GIRL BLOG EMBARGO**
As a result of a continuing dispute with a lesbetronic uber harpy there shall be an embargo of the normal hot girls in various states of undress which has seen this blog attract readers literally by the tens.
Embargo lifted after tense negotiation over an Irn Bru run. !
I eat too much, I swear too much, I hit too many children with a stout stick and I poke too many old ladies out of the way as they shuffle forth to their respective doom. Arguably (though not by me) I drown too many women too.